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Old 06-30-2008, 12:58 PM
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... and those are always the guys spending 15min in the woods trying to find a ball because it was 4 or 5 bucks..
Alright, sorry it took so long to respond to this thread but I had to find my calculator. Hmmm, $4-$5 per lost ball X 18 holes...bear with me... wow, a round of golf would cost me 32 bazillion dollars (US, of course). As far as slow players in front of me, it drives me crazy! Yeah, you could be stuck in traffic, shopping with your wife, etc., or you could be playing another 18 if the morons upfront would sign a murder-suicide pact with each other, then follow through with it!
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Alright, sorry it took so long to respond to this thread but I had to find my calculator. Hmmm, $4-$5 per lost ball X 18 holes...bear with me... wow, a round of golf would cost me 32 bazillion dollars (US, of course). As far as slow players in front of me, it drives me crazy! Yeah, you could be stuck in traffic, shopping with your wife, etc., or you could be playing another 18 if the morons upfront would sign a murder-suicide pact with each other, then follow through with it!
I like your style...
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I like your style...
Good, you need a new one!

Slow play? Take longer on your putts and think more on your shots.

Easy solution, instead of hurry up and wait, match the rhythm.
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Good, you need a new one!
There's a lot of things here that could use a refresh. My imbeccable style and inimitable wit are not on that list, Greasehopper.
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There's a lot of things here that could use a refresh. My imbeccable style and inimitable wit are not on that list, Greasehopper.
Ummmm, what's imbeccable?<<<<I put these guys here 'cause I think they're funny as well.
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Ummmm, what's imbeccable?<<<<I put these guys here 'cause I think they're funny as well.
I guess I shouldn't even bother explaining inimitable, eh? Or implacavable? And I think we can forget about you ever grasping irrititating?
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I guess I shouldn't even bother explaining inimitable, eh? Or implacavable? And I think we can forget about you ever grasping irrititating?
Who bought Eracer a word of the day calender?
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Who bought Eracer a word of the day calender?
The same guy who bought me the spaghetti colandar.
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I guess I shouldn't even bother explaining inimitable, eh? Or implacavable? And I think we can forget about you ever grasping irrititating?
Yep, them's some big words, yes indeedy! OK, really, what's imbeccable? Not to beat a dead horse, but I really need to know now. (I've gotta be honest with you, It's not that important to me but I couldn't figure out how to use this graphic from the McDonald's cook training book so I had to sound interested)!
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Yep, them's some big words, yes indeedy! OK, really, what's imbeccable? Not to beat a dead horse, but I really need to know now. (I've gotta be honest with you, It's not that important to me but I couldn't figure out how to use this graphic from the McDonald's cook training book so I had to sound interested)!
Sorry, you'll have to rephase the qeustion.

Impeccable. Yes, I misspelled it. And yes, you caught me. Now go eat a catfish or something.
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Sorry, you'll have to rephase the qeustion.
You're a turd.
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You're a turd.
He said turd!
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You're a turd.
And you're Mr. Whipple.
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And you're Mr. Whipple.
What was that sound?!?!?! Oh, that was the sound of this post derailing. Hold on a minute, I'm looking for another good smiley...
Perfect! This is the perfect graphic to illistrate the death of this previously funny thread!
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And you're Mr. Whipple.
I get mad at people for squeezing Charmin?
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